KING DONALD THE LAST AND SUPER-FLY
There once was a kingdom ruled by King Donald The Last. He ruled by tantrum and tweet; and being blind and deaf he depended on his trusty sidekick Super-fly Jared to buzz around acting as his eyes and ears to the world. His Queen Melania, banished to the Golden Dungeon in the city of Always Awake, watched as the King and his daughter Princess Ivanka ruled from the Dusk House in the city of NO.
Upon his acendancy to the throne, King Donald was faced with an unhappy peasantry. He had promised wonderful things when he became king and they were slow in coming. The peasants wanted their piece of the pie and the king wanted to keep the pie, so a tug of war ensued that created a big mess.
Meanwhile the sinister forces of the sly, evil Vlad Putt and his buddy Sneaky Stevie were doing their best to "stir the pot" of oil and water to see how long it would take for it to boil over and explode.
The world watches with rapt anticipation as the battles go on with a new twist with each Tweet or Tantrum. The peasants are heating up the tar and plucking their chickens as they gird themselves for the war that is sure to come. They are loading their pitchforks, just waiting for a new Joan of Arc to come forward and say, "it is time to turn the city of NO into the city of YES.”
